Napping Cat Seeking to Supplement Owner’s Income

(As my image indicates, I am highly qualified for this position.)

Due to hard economic times, I have decided to assist my owner with providing me with treats. He is currently on unemployment and has decided that all extra incomes will be put towards his drinking and smoking habit.

I have a great deal of experience with napping. I can nap for several times a day and for hours. My previous position as indoor domesticated feline would provide a good transition to the cat napping position, and I am very flexible with shifts. I understand that this is a temporary, minimum wage position, and that I will not be eligible for permanent, full-time employment should a position open up. Please contact me by email at your earliest convenience as I would very much like to meet with you in person to discuss my qualifications.

Regards,
Kat B. Catty